homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
Here we go.
Who will you vote for Europe?
- Count Fabula
- Hot men
- Guy who named his shoes
- Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
- Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
- ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
- One of the Euphoria rip offs
- Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
- Depressing song about birds
in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?