yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

solluxforpresident:

trentofsky:

I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.

(Source: anderlynn)

motokoayoama:

do i even need to say something

(Source: labyrinthing)

the-parkster:

Here we go.

Who will you vote for Europe?

• Count Fabula
• Eyebrows
• Hot men
• Lesbians
• Guy who named his shoes
• Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
• Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
• ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
• One of the Euphoria rip offs
• Jesus
• Thor
• Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
• Depressing song about birds

edmundcorcoran:

in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?